Misc Jokes

Maths Specialist

A young jewish boy was doing very poorly in school,
especially in mathematics. So, his father, after much
deliberation, decided to send him to a catholic school
because he'd heard that they were very good. For three
months, the father didn't see much of the son because he was
always studying. On his first report card, he got all a's.
His dad was mystified by the incredibly excellent results
and asked his son how it could be that he was doing so
well. He'd expected improvement but this was really quite
amazing! His son replied "well, I really knew they meant
business that very first day when i walked into the
classroom and they had that guy nailed to the plus sign!"