Misc Jokes

The Three Bears

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family
are just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table. He looks into his small bowl and it's empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty! "Who's been
eating my porridge!?" he roars.

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and screams, "Good grief! How many times do we have
to go through this? I haven't made the damn porridge yet!"