Misc Jokes

Put Your Tray Table Up

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously
homosexual male
flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I
was sitting
and announced "The Captain has asked me to announce that he
will be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just
put up your
trays, that would be great."

I did as he had instructed but the woman sitting next to me
did not. A
few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said
to her:
"Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary
engine, but I
asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can
land the
plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendent was getting
rather angry
and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly
turned to him
and said "In my country, I am called a princess. I take
orders from no
one."

Our flight attendant replied "Oh yeah? Well in MY country,
I'm called a
queen and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"