Misc Jokes

You know you're in Arizona when...

You Know You're In Arizona When : You've signed so many
petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of
the incumbent You notice your car overheating before you
drive it You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're
laughing funny You no longer associate bridges (or rivers)
with water You see more irrigation water on the street than
there is in the Salt River You know a swamp cooler is not a
happy hour drink You can hear the weather forecast of 115
degrees without flinching You can be in the snow, then drive
for an hour... and it'll be over 100 degrees You have to go
to a fake beach for some fake waves You discover, in July,
that it only takes two fingers to drive your car You know you
can make sun tea instantly You run your air conditioner in
the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace The best
parking place is determined by shade-not distance You realize
that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance Hotter water comes
from the cold water tap than the hot one You can pronounce
the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier", "Canyon de
Chelly", "Mogollon Rim" and "Cholla" It's noon in July, kids
are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally
empty of both people and cars You actually burn your hand
opening the car door Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right
at the checkout counter Sunscreen w/a formula less than 50
spf is a joke You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the
mailbox Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and
some other fools will actually buy them Worse-some fools
actually try to jog You know that hot air balloons can't
rise, because the air temperature is hotter than the air
inside the balloon No one would dream of putting vinyl
upholstery in a car You can understand the reason for a town
named "Why"