Misc Jokes

Confessions . . .

Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The
first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long
time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a
Kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you
and I never will; we have been friends for too long."

The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true
confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I
am a Nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your
husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have
been friends for too long."

"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess
something. I am a Lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit
on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long
for me to ruin our friendship."

The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to
make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some
phone calls to make!