Misc Jokes

Rubber Thingy

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a
seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips
on the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns
to him and says,
"If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick,
it wouldn't
slip."

The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same
thing seven years
ago, I would have a seat today."