Misc Jokes

Air Sickness

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking,
hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and
immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a
little airsick,
but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go
to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the
little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying
to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable
wave a nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it
in any longer and throws up all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down,
and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"