Misc Jokes

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they
intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if
the ranch had a name.

"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it
the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked the
Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're
calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y."

"But where are all your cattle?"

"So far, none have survived the branding."