Blonde Jokes

What To Do in a Crisis

"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde
waitress walks
in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street
and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the
middle of the street. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg
was broken, his skull wasfractured, and there was blood
everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my
training came back to me in a minute."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from
fainting!"