Misc Jokes

I'm Screwed!

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God,
I'm screwed."

The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT
screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head
of the chief standing in front of you."

So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief.
Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily looking
at 100 angry natives . . .

The voice booms out again, "Okay . . . NOW you're screwed."