Misc Jokes

Don't Play With Acid

A young boy was sitting on the steps of his local church,
playing with acid. All of a sudden, the reverand came out and
grabbed the bottle away from the child saying, "My child, do
you know how dangerous this substance is?"

The kid looked blankly before he replied "Hey, but you play
with holy water!"

The reverand was shocked. "My son, holy water is very, very
special. The other day I put a small amount on a woman's
tummy and she passed a baby!"

The kid giggled and replied, "That's nothing! The other day
I put some acid on my dogs bollocks and he passed a Ferrari!"