Misc Jokes

No Ears

Behold, The Magical Ears:

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was
injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the
amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this
"unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his
having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money
from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own
his own business, so he decided with all this money he had,
he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and
purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he
realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he
decided that he would have to hire someone to run the
business.

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of
them. The first interview went really well. He really liked
this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do
you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears."

The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This
candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude
the interview, the man asked the same question again, "Do you
notice anything unusual about me?"

This guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears."

The man, upset again, smacked the candidate and then threw
him out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was
even better than the second, the best out of all of them.
Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once
again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy replied "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."

Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite
perceptive of you! How could you tell?"

The guy burst out laughing and said, "Well, You can't wear
glasses if you don't have any ears!"