Misc Jokes

Unhappy Hotel Guest

Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in
at the hotel, and the bellboy takes her bags. She follows
the boy, and as the door closes, she looks around and shakes
her fist at him.

"Young man, I may be old, and straight from the hills, but
that don't mean I'm stupid! I paid good money, and this room
won't do at all! It's too small, and without proper
ventilation! Why there's not even a bed!"

The bellhop looks at her and says, "Ma'am, this isn't your
room, it's the
elevator."