Misc Jokes

A nun gets on a bus...

A nun gets on a bus late on a Saturday night, and it's only
her and the bus driver. After a few minutes, the nun says to
the bus driver, "I'm going to take my final vows tomorrow,
and I've been thinking..." The bus driver asks, "Thinking of
what?". The nun replies hesitantly, "Well, I've lived a pure
life, kept myself from indulging in sin, but I'm having a
dilemna. I can't go through with my final vows without
really ever been exposed to sin. I want to have sex, and
onlt then can I know if I'm making the right decision." The
bus driver says, "Well ma'am, that's a decison you'll have to
make yourself." A few minutes later the nun says to the bus
driver, "You seem like a kind man, you're not married are
you?". The bus driver asks the nun, "Why do you ask,
sister?" "Because I couldn't have sex with a married man,
that would be unforgivable in the eyes of the Lord." "Well,
sister," the bus driver replies, "it happens to be that I'm
not." The nun begs the man to endulge her wishes, and the
bus driver agrees. They come to a deserted stretch of road
and pull over. "One last thing," the nun says, "I can't be
vaginally penetrated. I have to have anal sex to remain a
virgin." The bus driver agrees to the nun's request. After
they finished, the nun sat quietly down for the remainder of
the trip. The nuns stop came up, and as she walked to the
door to get out, the bus driver said in a trembling voice,
"Sister, I have to confess something to you. I'm actually
married. I have two children, and their mother and I were
high school sweethearts that were married the day after
graduation. I'm so sorry for lying to you." "That's alright
my son. I must admit, I wasn't fully honest with you"
replied the nun. "What do you mean?", asked the driver. The
nun replied, "My name is really Bruce, and I'm on my way to a
costume party!"