Misc Jokes

Dancing Boots

A young man bought a new pair of boots of which he was so
proud that he decided to go dancing an give them a try.

After dancing with a lady for a few minutes he said, "I bet
I can guess the color of your panties."

"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"

"Blue", he replied.

"You're right!" she exclaimed. "How did you know that?"

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said.

"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and see if you can
tell what color her panties are."

After dancing a while, the young man frowned and started
rubbing his boots on his pants, then he shook his head and
started to dance again.

After a few minutes he asked the new lady, "What color
panties do you have on? I can't seem to make them out."

She giggled and said, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good, for a
minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."