Misc Jokes

Stuck to the Seat

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away
to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the
seat stuck
to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this
and asks her
husband to drive her to the doctor.

She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat,
and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat
to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you
ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."