Misc Jokes

Green, Pink and Yellow

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the
bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and
says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across
the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must
stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make
it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if
you can use three English words in a sentence."

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are:
green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes,
then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green,
green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?"