Misc Jokes

You Can Buy Them But Not Smoke Them Here

A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of
cigarettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it.

The cashier says, "Excuse me sir, but you can't smoke in
here."

The guy says, "Don't you think it's kinda dumb that i buy
them here but can't smoke them here?"

And the cashier replies, "Not at all...we also sell condoms
here."