Misc Jokes

A Priest, Doctor and Engineer

There are three fellas golfing together, a priest, a doctor
and an engineer. Although they are having a great game, a
group of three men in front of them are taking forever and
holding up thier game. When they finally get back to the
club house they decide to complain to the owner. They
say,"Hey, we love golfing at your club but there were three
guys ahead of us that were just taking forever - " "Oh, you
mean the the three blind fireman." The owner interupted.
"Well whoever they were they were taking too long!" the three
golfers replied. The owner replied,"Those three blind firemen
can take as long as they want. They saved this club from
burning down!" The preist then said, "Wow, that's fantastic,
I'll keep them in my prayers!" The doctor replied, "Hey,
that's a great story. I've got a friend who's an
optometrist, I'll see what he can do for them!" The engineer
looks at them and asks,"Well why can't they golf at night?"