Misc Jokes

Zen Master's Hot Dog

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Japan. He goes
up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with
everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it
to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts
the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my change?"
asks the Zen Master. The vendor responds, "Change must come
from within."