Misc Jokes

The Truth and Nothing But the Truth

A large family, with seven children, moved to a
new city. They were having a difficult time finding an
apartment to live in. Many apartments were large enough, but
the landlords objected to the large family.

After several days of searching, the father asked the mother
to take the four younger children to visit the cemetery,
while he took the older three to find an apartment.

After they had looked most of the morning they
found a place that was just right. Then the landlord asked
the usual question: "How many children do you have?"

The father answered with a deep sigh, "Seven . . . but four
are with their
dear mother in the cemetery."

He got the apartment.