Misc Jokes

You Know You're In Texas When . . .

You can say 110 degrees without fainting...

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off...

You can make instant sun tea...

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding
iron...

The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly...

You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive
your car...

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car
window...

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance...

Hot water now comes out of both taps...

It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one
person is out on the streets...

You actually burn your hand opening the car door...

You break a sweat the instant you step outside...at 7:30
a.m. before work...

No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or
not having air conditioning...

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked
out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?...

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state...