Blonde Jokes

Blonde Boater

A blonde who was new to boating was having a problem with
her new ski boat. No matter how hard she tried, she just
couldn't get her boat to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane
at all and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
matter how much power she applied.

After about an hour of trying to make it go, she
putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her
what was wrong.

A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect
working order. The engine ran fine,
the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the
correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in
the water to check underneath. He
came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
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Under the boat, still strapped securely in place was the
trailer.