Misc Jokes

The Musical Octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says, 'I bet
$50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this
octopus can't play.' The people in the bar look around and
someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look,
picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing. The
octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks. Next guy comes up
with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the
keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a fantastic jazz
solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's
owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and
disappears out back, coming back a few moments later with a
set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and
says to the guy and his octopus, 'Now, if your octopus can
play that I'll give you a hundred dollars.' The octopus
takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts them up, turns them over,
has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus'
owner interrupts his pet's concentration, saying, 'What are
you messing around for? Hurry up and play it!' The octopus
say's 'Play it? Huh?!? I was still trying to figure out how
to take of her pajamas...'