Misc Jokes

Boy or Girl?

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby
shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little
boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the
reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling. "I'll climb
into your crib and find out."

He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's crib,
then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple
of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said
proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how can
you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy, "you've got
pink booties and I've got blue ones."