Misc Jokes

Signs You Work With a Werewolf

10 Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.

9 In lieu
of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.

8 Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office
holiday party.

7 Water cooler conversations always
end with talk of "kickin' Ol' Yellar's

ass."

6
"Severance pay" has taken on a whole new meaning lately..

5 Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.

4
Your sarcastic little "Bite me!" nets you 12 stitches.

3 Always calls in sick with "mange."

2 Coughs up
a hairball during morning staff meeting.

1 Has more
hair on his back than you've got on your head, and he's NOT
ED

ASNER!