Misc Jokes

Good News and Bad News

A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the
doctor comes in and says, "I've got some good news and some
bad news."

"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.

"The bad news is that unfortunately, you've only got 3
months to live."

The patient is shocked, "Jeez! What's the good news then,
doctor?"

The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk,
"You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs
that go all the way up to heaven?"

The patient says, "Yes."

The doctor smiles and replies, "I'm dating her!"