Misc Jokes

Nice Tip!

A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too
far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to
watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give
you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands
the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers,
"The wife did it."