Misc Jokes

God Bless mommy.....

There was this guy he was getting ready to tell his little
girl good night and as he opened the door she was praying she
said" god bless mommy,god bless daddy,god bless grandma,
goodbye grandpa" The father concerned he went in there and
asked why she said goodbye grandpa the little girl said" I
seen grandpa die. He said it was only a dream it wont come
true well the next day the grandpa died. Well that night she
said her prayers again God bless mommy god bless daddy
goodbye grandma The father heard her again and said why did
you say goodbye grandma again the little girl said I seen
grandma die in a dream well the next day sure enough the
grandma died. Then that night the little girl said her
prayers once again god bless mommy goodbye daddy well the
father was very worried about that so the next day he was
very careful about what he ate, the way he drove, and
everything he came home and the wife asked how his day went
and he said it was awful I kept having the feeling I was
going to die all day but Im home safe and how was your day he
asked well it was the weirdest thing I opened the door and
the milk man dropped dead