Misc Jokes

Josh Thinks It Over

One day, Josh went over to Ben's to have a look at the small
yacht he was selling. Ben had it on dry land because it had
a small gash in its keel. But other then that, what a fine
yacht it was....a mahogany deck, the latest in navigational
gears, including a state of the art fish-finder. Ben wanted
just $5,000 for it and assured Josh he would even have the
keel repaired himself.

Well, Josh needed time to think it over so off he went
fishing. He took his small aluminum boat out into the bay
and it wasn't 5 minutes later, when he got his first bite.
He pulled his line in and found he had caught a nice-sized
cod. As he was taking the hook out, the fish spoke to him:

Fish: "Please release me, let me go. I am the last of my
species and if you put me back in the water, I will grant you
a wish."

Josh thought for a second and then said, "I wish this here
small boat of mine, was a small yacht just like Ben's."

The following day, Josh was found clinging to a buoy after
the small yacht he was fishing in, sank from damage to its
keel.