Misc Jokes

Fake Lie Detector

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by
placing
a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to
a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier,
and police pressed the copy button each time they thought
the suspect wasn't telling
the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
suspect confessed.