Blonde Jokes

The Blonde Painter

A blonde went down to the job agency, looking for a job.

The hiring agent said, "I have the perfect job for you . . .
painting the lines down the middle of the road."

Reluctantly, the blonde took the position.

The blonde takes her paint pail and begins painting lines
down the road. The first day she paints five miles of
roadway and does very well.

The next day, however, she only paints three miles.

On her third day she paints just one mile of roadway.

On the fourth day, her boss asked her why her work was
deteriorating.

"I'm sorry sir," she replies, "but every day the paint pot
just keeps getting further and further away!"