Misc Jokes

Old Friends

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now
they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years
by telling about their lives.

Finally, Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new
apartment. "I've got a wife and three kids and I'd love to
have you visit us.

"Great. Where do you live?", asked Larry.

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind
our apartment building. Park and come around to the front
door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and
press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you
reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name
on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow
and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me . . . what is all this business of
kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons
with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely you're not coming empty-handed."