Misc Jokes

The Cowboy

Once there was a cowboy who had lived on a ranch in the
southwest all his life. One day he finally gained enough
money to go to New York City. He bought a snazzy cowboy suit,
and hopped on a plane to New York. When he got there, he
checked into his Hotel, and went to the nearest bar.While
sitting there, a beautiful woman in a slinky dress walked up
to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied,"I
would say so, I have a ranch, 500 head of cattle, a big wheat
feild, etc." Then, hoping to start a conversatiion with her,
asked,"So, what are you?" She replied,"I'm a lesbian." Having
lived on a ranch his whole life, he didn;t know what that
was. so he asked her,"What exactly is that?" She
replied,"Well, every day, I wake up thinking about women, how
beautiful they are, the curves in their body, etc." With
that, she got up and left. Another woman walked up to the
cowboy and asked him," Are you a real cowboy?" He replied,
"Well, I usd to think so, but now I think I'm a lesbian."