Misc Jokes

A Famous Apartment

Long on egotism but short on cash, the young actor was
trying to talk his impatient landlord into waiting for the
rent. "In a few years," he said, "people will point to this
apartment and say 'Jones the famous actor, once lived
there.'"

"If I don't get my rent tonight," said the landlord,
"they'll be able to say it tomorrow."