Misc Jokes

The Gorilla Golfer

Gorilla golfer ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ There were two men who played
golf together frequently. One was several strokes better than
the other. The lesser player was very proud, and never wanted
to take any strokes to even up the game.

One Saturday morning, he shows up with a gorilla at the
first tee. He says to his friend, "I've been trying to beat
you for so long that I'm about ready to give up. But, I heard
about this golfing gorilla, and I was wondering if it would
be alright if he plays for me today. In fact if you're game,
I'd like to try to get back all the money I've lost to you
this year. I figure comes to about a thousand bucks. Are you
willing?"

The other guy thought about it for a minute, and then
decided to play the gorilla. "After all, how good could a
gorilla be at golf?" he thought.

Well, the first hole was a straightaway par 4 of 450 yards.
The guy hits a beautiful tee shot, 275 yards down the middle,
leaving himself a 6 iron to the green. The gorilla takes a
few powerful practice swings and then laces the ball 450
yards, right at the pin, stopping about 6 inches away from
the hole.

The guy turns to his friend and says "That's incredible, I
would have never believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own
eyes. But, you know what, I've seen enough. I've got no
interest in being totally humiliated by this gorilla golfing
machine. You send this frigging gorilla back to where he
comes from. I need a drink; better make it a double, and I'll
write you a check."

After handing over the check, and well into his second
double the guy asks, "By the way, how's that gorilla's
putting?"

The other guy replies, "Same as his driving."

"That good, huh?"

"No, I mean, he hits putts the same way - 450 yards, right
down the middle!"