Misc Jokes

Getting Married?

"Your honor, " explained the young man, "I'd like to get
married, please."

"All right, what is your age?"

"I'm 22, sir."

"And the age of the bride?"

"She's 15, sir."

"15!? That's too young -- marrying you would be against the
law!"

"I see, " said the young man. "Could you try explaining that
to the fella next to her with the shotgun?"