Misc Jokes

See a Psychatrist

A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
He took a sip of
the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's
face. Before the
bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began
weeping. "I'm
sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to
bartenders. I
can't tell you how embarrassing it is, to have a compulsion
like this."

Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before
long, he was
suggesting that the man see an analyst about his problem. "I
happen to
have the name of a Psychoanalyst," the bartender said. "My
Brother and my
Wife have both been treated by him, and they say he's as
good as they get."

The man wrote down the name of the Doctor, thanked the
bartender, and left.
The bartender smiled, knowing he'd done a good deed for a
fellow human
being.

Six months later, the man was back. "Did you do what I
suggested?" the
bartender asked, serving the glass of white wine.

"I certainly did," the man said. "I've been seeing the
Psychoanalyst twice
a week." He took a sip of the wine. Then he threw the
remainder into the
bartender's face.

The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. "The
Doctor doesn't
seem to be doing you any good." He sputtered.

"On the contrary," the man claimed, "he's done me world of
good."

"But you threw the wine in my face again!" The bartender
exclaimed.

"Yes." The man replied. "But it doesn't embarrass me
anymore."