Misc Jokes

New Baby

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade
teacher about
the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of
the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed,
but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the
impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were
expecting at home?"

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"