Misc Jokes

Once there were three boys sitting in the park, and a police
officer came over to them, and told them they had to come
with him to the court because there had been reports of
something strange going on in the park.

So, when they got to the court, the judge asked the bailif
to bring the first little boy in, and the judge asked him
what he had seen. The little boy said "Well, sir, there were
these two people, and they were fuckin". Judge said "Son, i
dont' allow that kind of language in my court room, bailiff,
take him out."

So, the judge called in the second little boy, and asked him
what he had seen. Little boy said "Well, sir, there were
these two people, and they were screwing." Judge again said
"I don't allow that kind of language, take him out too."

So, then the judge called in the third little boy and asked
the same question. The third little boy said "Well, sir, I
saw ten toes up, ten toes down, two assholes goin round and
round, six inches out, and six inches in, that's all i'm
sayin so i don't get thrown in the pin."