Misc Jokes

Well Known Adages

Do you recognize these well known adages? 1.All articles
that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
ANS: All that Glitters is not Gold.

2. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

ANS: Beggars cannot be choosers.

3.Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
ANS: Dead men tell no tales. 4.Neophite's serendipity.
ANS: Beginner's luck 5.A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
ANS: A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

7.Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
congregate.

ANS: Birds of a feather flock together. 8.Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ANS: Beauty is only skin-deep.

9.Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to
rectitude. ANS: Cleanliness is next to Godliness. 10.It
is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed
lacteal fluid.

ANS: Don't cry over Spilt Milk.

12.Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
ANS: Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.

13.The stylus is more potent than the rapier. ANS: The Pen
is Mightier than the Sword. 14.It is fruitless to attempt
to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.

ANS: You cant teach an Old Dog new Tricks.

15.Surveillance should precede saltation.

ANS: Look before you leap.

16.Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. (not a proverb)
ANS: Twinkle twinkle little star

17.The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal cachinnation.

ANS: One who laughs the last, laughs the best.

18.Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a
hebetudinous fellow.

ANS: All work and No Play makes Jack (?) a Dull boy.

19.Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious
projectiles. ANS: Those who live Glass Houses should cast
no stones.

20.Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in
ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

ANS: Where there is smoke, there will be fire.