Misc Jokes

What is the Best Gift for Mom?

Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach
talking about how
much their sons love them.

Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my
living room? My
son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What
a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother."

Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado
Cadillac I just
got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a
doll."

Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley?
He's in analysis
with a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session a week. And
what does he talk about? Me."