Misc Jokes

Alamo v. Paul Revere

A Texan, trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the
heroes of the Alamo, said, "I'll bet you never had anyone so
brave around Boston."

"Ever hear of Paul Revere?" asked the Bostonian.

"Paul Revere?" said the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran for
help?"