Misc Jokes

Putting the Kids to Bed

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old
slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As
she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious,
her patience grew thin.

At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into
their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As
she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a
trembling voice, "Who was that?"