Misc Jokes

Tooth Drilled v. Having Baby

The voluptuous blonde entered the dentist's office in an
obvious state of agitation. She sat down in the chair and
fidgeted nervously as the dentist prepared his utensils.

"Oh, doctor," she exclaimed, as he prepared to look into her
mouth, "I'm so afraid of dentists. Why, I think I'd rather
have a baby than have a tooth drilled."

"Well, miss," said the dentist impatiently, "better make up
your mind before I adjust the chair."