Misc Jokes

A Father's Thoughts

One night a wife found her husband standing over their
newborn baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood
looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a
mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement,
enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arms around her
husband.

"A penny for your thoughts," she whispered in his ear.

"It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody
can make a crib like that for only $46.50!"