Misc Jokes

Twidville

There was this town called twidville little things called
twids lived in it. Everytime they had to go to town they
would have to cross a bridge and under a bridge a troll lived
under it. well everytime they would go across the troll would
kick em and kick em until they went across a rabbi was
stading on the hill watching him do this well the rabbi
thought to hiself I wonder if I go across will he kick me
too. Well the rabbi did just that and the troll didnt kick
him. He couldnt figure out why so he did it a couple more
times and then he finally ask the troll he said" troll you
kick the twids but you wont kick me why is that?" the troll
said " Silly Rabbi Twids Are For Kicks"