Blonde Jokes

Cold Medicine

Mary and Liz (a blonde) were talkin in the office one day.

Mary: "Wow, that is some cold you have Liz."

Liz: "Tell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it."

Mary: "Try some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle in my desk. Just
take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and you'll be fine.
Here ya go."

Liz: "Thanks, I'll give it a try."

Next Day

Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her
arms in the air and kicking her legs out.

Mary: "Liz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is
that a new dance?"

Liz: "Oh No. I still don't feel that great. I took the
medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well
before using."