Misc Jokes

Headphones and a Haircut

A blonde walked into a barber shop with a pair of headphones
on. She asked for a haircut. The blonde added "but don't take
my headphones off or else I'll just die!" So the barber
started washing her hair and decided, he'd just remove the
headphones before they got ruined. So he took them off. She
immediately died. The barber wondered why. He put the
headphones on. "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe
out..."