Misc Jokes

The Police

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident but it's a
bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look
at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely This must be a
sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the
man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes
a few very large swigs from the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
just wait for the police..."